week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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