her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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