Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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