Buhtt sex?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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