you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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