you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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