if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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