im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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