I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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