im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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