I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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