My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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