i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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