Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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