Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So vagazzling was a success
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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