I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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