i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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