i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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