careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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