Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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