We named our party play list daddy issues
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
3 2 1 whiskey
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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