He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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