The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
did i just pee glitter
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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