I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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