I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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