Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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