i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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