what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I fill condoms, not promises.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
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