So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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