at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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