but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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