It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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