my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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