If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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