He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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