we have officially lost it.
false alarm. still invincible.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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