i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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