How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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