Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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