Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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