I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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