How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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