Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Ladies don't puke and tell
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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