all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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