Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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