hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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