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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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