I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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