Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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