Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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