I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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