I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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