just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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