we have officially lost it.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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