Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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