Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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