Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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