Its about making memories worth repressing
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
