Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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