I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
how does that bad decision feel?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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